17 Jokes About the Iran Situation
Getting some yuks in before the war ends
It’s hilarious that the UN Security Council scrambles to hold a meeting when peace is threatened. They act like they’re a superhero best friends league meeting in the Den of Justice to address a threat, but…it’s Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping. That’s like creating the League of Child Defenders, but it’s Jeffrey Epstein and the guy who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
The American strike on Iran included a second group of B-2 bombers that were sent in the opposite direction as the strike group to serve as a decoy. Forgive me here — I’m not a weapons expert — but...isn’t the B-2 supposed to be a stealth bomber? How can a stealth bomber be a decoy? You can’t be a stealth decoy — there are no stealth rodeo clowns. Was the feint pointless, or should we call the B-2 a “somewhat sneaky bomber” instead of a “stealth bomber”?
My generation’s awareness of the B-2 bomber was greatly boosted by the ease with which a B-2 can be drawn on graph paper. Behold:
