I watched that clip with the horses. What’s up with McConaughey‘s hair? Does it look irradiated through the whole movie? Unwatchable.
And “meet cute when the female lead almost kills herself trying to rescue a shoe” feels very AI to me. It’s the kind of thing GPT would think was funny. Is this the first example of time-traveling script-writing AI?
"Valentine’s slipped my mind again this year" may not quite be up there with “To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness” . . . but the former lament could be fixed by putting a note on the perpetual calendar on, say, February 7: "Don't forget the Valentine column this year." Unless, of course, the real tradition is the after-Valentine's-Day-bad-movie column. At any rate, it's always a fun column, whenever.
Bad romantic movies exist in their own universe of awfulness. Because if you don't know how Steven Segal could single handedly take over a nuclear submarine, well fair enough. That would be a difficult thing to do in real life.
But if you don't know how to talk nice to a lady long enough to get some grudging oral, well, that's really on you man.....
Oh shit. Valentine’s Day was last weekend?
That's the spirit!
I watched that clip with the horses. What’s up with McConaughey‘s hair? Does it look irradiated through the whole movie? Unwatchable.
And “meet cute when the female lead almost kills herself trying to rescue a shoe” feels very AI to me. It’s the kind of thing GPT would think was funny. Is this the first example of time-traveling script-writing AI?
"Valentine’s slipped my mind again this year" may not quite be up there with “To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness” . . . but the former lament could be fixed by putting a note on the perpetual calendar on, say, February 7: "Don't forget the Valentine column this year." Unless, of course, the real tradition is the after-Valentine's-Day-bad-movie column. At any rate, it's always a fun column, whenever.
Thank you for reminding me why I never contributed to The Wedding Planners 95 million dollar gross.....
Bad romantic movies exist in their own universe of awfulness. Because if you don't know how Steven Segal could single handedly take over a nuclear submarine, well fair enough. That would be a difficult thing to do in real life.
But if you don't know how to talk nice to a lady long enough to get some grudging oral, well, that's really on you man.....
"how to talk nice to a lady long enough to get some grudging oral"
I was going to make a joke about how someone should make this movie, but then I realized it's basically the plot of American Pie.