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Pat Fitzgerald's avatar

I almost lost it with the editor’s notes. Then the artist’s rendering pushed me over the line. Easily the best Diddy wrap-up Ive seen.

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Jeffrey Blehar's avatar

I love this shtick as much as any you do.

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Frantic Pedantic's avatar

There are only two genders, and they are Jacob Fuzetti and Paula Fox.

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Matt Benson's avatar

Diddy should go to jail for that song where he just raps over “Every Breath You Take” which is quite possibly the wackest shit ever recorded

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nothing to see here's avatar

I mean...every bit of this was genius. Full stop. Can't remember when I laughed that hard.

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Walker's avatar

This is up there with the bombing Yemen group chat on the list of perfect A++++++ would pay $6 again posts.

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Mariana Trench's avatar

Poor dear Jacob.

Also: "rained," not "reigned."

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Katrina Gulliver's avatar

Best of luck getting back with your ex though

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Kelsey Meltzer's avatar

This is the funniest thing I've read all year. Bravo, sir.

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Lucidamente's avatar

Jacob, learn from Paula and make “I am ***NAVIGATING MY NUBILE CRACK WITH AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH***” your lede. Jeff is sure to give you a promotion and a raise if you do.

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Carol Ann Power's avatar

I’m so sad that this is happening to you, sir. I love reading dispatches from around the world about people on the ground in the horrors of war.

Who cares about such an awful man’s antics powered by his wealth and influence?

I know what it is to be with an abuser.

Please continue to try to contact your dearest friend from the past, sir.

Kindest regards

Carol Power

Johannesburg

South Africa

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Evan Marc Katz's avatar

THIS is the funniest thing I’ve read all year.

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Emily McHugh's avatar

If someone had said to me this morning, "today you will laugh yourself sick over a drawing of a pervy masturbating voyeur" I would not have believed it, and yet...

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J. J. Ramsey's avatar

Paula Fox reminded me why I'm wary of reading this Substack during my lunch break at work.

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T Benedict's avatar

We all should not care diddly squat. Squirrels, birds, hell, even the Chicago Cubs score last night deserve more attention.

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Telenil's avatar
6dEdited

Hello Mr Fuseti, I saw the lascivious depiction of these very immoral, very reprehensible acts, but the link is dead, I can't open the article. Fix plz. The one to the emjoi chick works.

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:o)

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