Jeff, you should have retitled your Substack "I Might Be Wong" for this article.
Aldrich Ames, Robert Hanssen, Julius & Ethel Rosenberg, and now Jeff Maurer and Jane Baseball. I am now cancelling my subscription since I can not in good conscience fund this D minus spy honeypot operation. I will return when you get embroiled in a C plus international money laundering scandal.
I don’t know exactly why, but sexual acts behind a fast food dumpster get me every single time.
If you ever feel like you’re losing me, your loyal reader, just drop a line about how it reminded you of that time getting a peasant handjob behind a burned down Shoney’s, and I’m right back with you.
You are never getting laid again.
Angry Mouth Friction is the name of my new death metal band.
Jeff, you should have retitled your Substack "I Might Be Wong" for this article.
Aldrich Ames, Robert Hanssen, Julius & Ethel Rosenberg, and now Jeff Maurer and Jane Baseball. I am now cancelling my subscription since I can not in good conscience fund this D minus spy honeypot operation. I will return when you get embroiled in a C plus international money laundering scandal.
Is Jane Baseball in the photo an A.I. creation . . . or will Mr Maurer be sued?
i was born in flint city and we literally say that all the time fr
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This was awesome! Laughs from beginning to end. I needed this after a week of stupid pet tricks political discourse…..
The hoary ol’ cliche of a Full Metal Jacket reference was just laying there, but Jeff passed it on by.
Respect.💪
I don’t know exactly why, but sexual acts behind a fast food dumpster get me every single time.
If you ever feel like you’re losing me, your loyal reader, just drop a line about how it reminded you of that time getting a peasant handjob behind a burned down Shoney’s, and I’m right back with you.
Hilarious Maurer! 10/10!
Surely this type of article is more popular than election data wank?
She didn't promise to “love you long time” so maybe she is a spy…..
You've got to hand it to those Chinese female spies. They really go all the way-literally…..