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Adam M. Rosen's avatar

Not gonna lie, when I first skimmed the headline I thought this was a post about a hot new TikTok trend called the Pants-Shitting Challenge.

Jeff Maurer's avatar

We can’t prove this doesn’t exist.

J'myle Koretz's avatar

True. The very act of measuring how much poop is in a TikToker's pants would itself change the poop.

Basic quantum mechanics.

Mike Kidwell's avatar

It's going to be fascinating to look back in 25 years at the way we managed the internet and social media and realize how wildly irresponsible we were. 10-year-olds on TikTok today are the equivalent of the 6-year-olds with black lung in 1900 from too much time in the mines.

Matt Osborne's avatar

The CCP limits kids to 59 minutes a day on the app. We should have at least the same limits here.

J'myle Koretz's avatar

I didn't realize Barnacle Pete’s Rough & Gruff Tug Tavern served food. I thought it was just drinks, and the closest place with a kitchen was across the street at The Abbey.

Ross Andrews's avatar

Now that you know, you've lost your excuse to go to Bessie Sue’s Ol’ Country Jack Shack and BBQ Pit

J'myle Koretz's avatar

But that's the only BBQ stack where I can jack Shaq!

Rationalista's avatar

Jeff becomes an ardent libertarian when it is about his kids...

I basically agree though- mostly we should just keep using Tik Tok to see who all the idiots are.