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Gavin Pugh's avatar

"Oh, Mr. Trump, you've got the longest road!"

"Oh, Mr. Trump, I desperately need some sheep. Isn't there *anything* I can do to convince you to trade?"

"Oh, Mr. Trump, I'm playing my monopoly card so I can get my hands on your wood."

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Jeff Maurer's avatar

Quality "yes, and"-ing!

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Will I Am's avatar

(Trump voice) Settlers of Cataan, great game, one of the best. I played it once with this teenage girl on Jeffrey's Island after we fucked...

Trump's Handlers: (facepalm)

Trump voters: Meh, he could molest my daughter and still get my vote!

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MarkS's avatar

Droit du seigneur. Well established legal principle. People are saying.

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MarkS's avatar

Trump just needs to go with the Randle McMurphy defense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvjTeWn0Uac

Start at 2:30.

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Ellinor DiLorenzo's avatar

Haha for a second there I thought the headline was making a play at the 4D chess meme. "Trump's playing Catan PLUS EXPANSIONS while you're all playing jenga"

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