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Shannon McBride's avatar

I find it humorous that in this movie Brett Ratner asks a woman who may have been sold to Trump by Epstien her favorite musician and she says Michael Jackson. It's a child molestation trifecta

JorgeGeorge's avatar

Thanks for taking one for the team.

It is most appreciated!

Jeremiah Johnson's avatar

This was excellent

Andrew's avatar

Remember when hating terrible movies was a way to NOT talk about politics?

Where is naked Elizabeth Berkeley when we need her?😁

Katie Ptak's avatar

The only good thing to come out of any of this (and by that I mean the Trump administratios) has been the reviews of Melania. Top award to you. I am laughing my ass off in a doctor's office in Canada and stifling the desire to read excerpts aloud to people... None of them would care. They're also all grumpy because they couldn't of south this winter.

Walker's avatar

“Gimme Shelter” was actually in the film? Presumably not the, “Rape, murder, it’s just a shot away” line?

Ellen Kanner's avatar

I dreamed the guv'ment gave me a choice -- watch "Melania" or be shot. I chose death.

Andrew's avatar

As with Michelle Obama and Laura Bush, sometimes "the woman behind the man" is just not that interesting, at least in public figure terms. Melania, by all available evidence, including her own interviews, is just a completely run of the mill gold-digger. *Yawn*. If you your only accomplishment is being pretty and young, and then you get old..... well... that's that then.🤷

Zanni's avatar

Don Barbara on the other hand...

"The Bush Crime Family" was their own nickname, for themselves.

Doug Ross's avatar

Very entertaining. Can you point me to your accompanying piece on the Obamas' Netflix deal, $75 to $100 million if memory serves? Because I'm sure your take is even more hilarious!

Jeff Maurer's avatar

1) Probably made money, 2) Obama wasn’t president anymore.

Zanni's avatar

So, when Pfizer hires its regulators away... this is suddenly "just plain kosher"? They call it a revolving door for a reason. Do government work, then get payout.

Chris O'Connell's avatar

Both sides. Both sides. Waah.

Tim Hartin's avatar

An interesting (and unasked) question is, why do entertainment companies feel the need to bribe Presidents? I doubt these deals (Melania, NetFlix, whatever) turn into good investments on their own terms, and I don’t think anyone expects them to. We can see the quid, what’s the pro quo?

Robert G.'s avatar

The Obamas probably made money for Netflix. Higher Ground Productions has racked up awards, including an Oscar. Seems like a good investment.

Robert G.'s avatar

I quite enjoyed American Factory. Have you seen it?

Pbunnies's avatar

Not gonna lie, I would watch a movie about how Melania made that nightmare forest red/white Christmas village for the White House during the first administration. Her chirping orders and terrified staffers frantically reviewing their notes. "'The trees must bleed' -the fuck does that mean?"

J. J. Ramsey's avatar

This looks like a movie that even MST3K couldn't save.

Walker's avatar

Sometimes you really need nearly two hours of staring at someone who looks like she has perpetually just smelled a fart, OK?

Chris O'Connell's avatar

She mogs. If she were a natural born citizen, with that excellent face width to height ratio we'd be looking at the next President.

Ben Pobjie's avatar

Yeah yeah yeah. Is it good though?