"I’d say that my meeting with Pope Francis was “singular”...
I'm not going to say "genius" about the selection of the word "singular" because I read this article after several hits of top-notch NYC government weed (seriously, it's good shit), but, well done Jeff.
There are times when I think “I need to work harder so that my writing will be as good as it can be,” and other times I think “maybe my audience just needs to be more baked.”
Mr. Vice President, at the moment Pope Francis shook your hand, my beautiful framed photo of Jesus Christ fell off my 7 ft tall bookcase, BUT, the glass did not shatter! It was a miracle and a sign that YOU, J.D. Vance, YOU, the Vice President of the United States received the Pontiff’s blessing to continue deporting Tren de Aragua and MS-13 thugs to El Salvador’s CECOT prison!!!Praise Jesus!!! Suddenly my cell phone rang and it was MSDNC - they had heard through unnamed sources (of course), if my precious photo of Jesus falling was payback for you taking down ‘Admiral’ Rachel Levine’s photo from
the Pentagon. I answered in the affirmative: “Yes, Mr. Levine was not happy with his photo removed from the Pentagon. SecDef Pete Hegseth said as much to his wife on Signal!”
I guess this is a counterbalance to the take I keep seeing, that the Pope was killed by God for his perversion of Christianity and his attempt to rebuke Vance in particular.
One problem is that historically the Pope is rarely a very good Christian, and if there were gonna be dire omens of warning at the Vatican, we should be seeing them all the time due to all the pederasty and coverups thereof.
Does the CECOT contract allow the government to send horrifying visages of despair riding in on horseback and bringing with them waves of plague and pestilence to El Salvador? Asking for a friend.
Well said, Mr. Vice President. May I call you Damien?
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"I’d say that my meeting with Pope Francis was “singular”...
I'm not going to say "genius" about the selection of the word "singular" because I read this article after several hits of top-notch NYC government weed (seriously, it's good shit), but, well done Jeff.
There are times when I think “I need to work harder so that my writing will be as good as it can be,” and other times I think “maybe my audience just needs to be more baked.”
Am I "baked?" I don't think so but you already had your audio column this morning so two in one day?
Guess this means you're off tomorrow?
I will unsee this post and read again tomorrow if necessary.....
The most recent standup show I went to, the host seemed almost offended when we explained that we hadn't smoked that night
i always thought jd was kind of weird about his catholicism, but i still didn't think he was going to kill the pope
I thought Paul Ryan being hated by Nuns was bad but J.D. just jumped the shark.....
Much the same thing happened in Britain when Liz Truss met the Queen.
I guess some people just have that effect on others🙄
Mr. Vice President, at the moment Pope Francis shook your hand, my beautiful framed photo of Jesus Christ fell off my 7 ft tall bookcase, BUT, the glass did not shatter! It was a miracle and a sign that YOU, J.D. Vance, YOU, the Vice President of the United States received the Pontiff’s blessing to continue deporting Tren de Aragua and MS-13 thugs to El Salvador’s CECOT prison!!!Praise Jesus!!! Suddenly my cell phone rang and it was MSDNC - they had heard through unnamed sources (of course), if my precious photo of Jesus falling was payback for you taking down ‘Admiral’ Rachel Levine’s photo from
the Pentagon. I answered in the affirmative: “Yes, Mr. Levine was not happy with his photo removed from the Pentagon. SecDef Pete Hegseth said as much to his wife on Signal!”
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that after the VP spoke to him is when his Holiness suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and subsequently died.
Vance would be enough to get my blood pressure to stroke range.
Takeaway: Climate change is now so bad it’s causing indoor storms in Italy.
I guess this is a counterbalance to the take I keep seeing, that the Pope was killed by God for his perversion of Christianity and his attempt to rebuke Vance in particular.
One problem is that historically the Pope is rarely a very good Christian, and if there were gonna be dire omens of warning at the Vatican, we should be seeing them all the time due to all the pederasty and coverups thereof.
Does the CECOT contract allow the government to send horrifying visages of despair riding in on horseback and bringing with them waves of plague and pestilence to El Salvador? Asking for a friend.
I opened my mailbox for my daily imightbewrong, and this is how I learned the Pope had died!
Haha — I’m the news!
It's the Daily Show all over again.
I want him 24/7 with Trump.
That is just stupid and distasteful
Typical mainstream media manipulation of an otherwise uneventful meet and greet
Sometimes popes die...
JD Vance arriving to meet the Pope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFOHfKIow8I