Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is actually an example of self-restraint on his part. I'm slightly shocked he didn't rename it Lake Trump.
I wish Trump changed the names of all the Great Lakes. Here are some suggestions:
Lake Superior: Lake Inferior or Lake Privilege
Lake Erie: Lake I Got A Bad Feeling About This
Lake Michigan: Lake Illinois or Lake Motivational Speaker Matt Foley
Lake Huron: Lake What The Fuck Is A Huron
All seriousness aside, I love the wife OF call back joke, "The stress is keeping her up at night, which I know because I’m getting angry comments from people who paid good money to watch her sleep." (comics always talk about tags and call backs, but never the importance of foreshadowing)
Yes, probably so. I am so old my elementary school class wrote a script for a radio program. I wrote a commercial for an insurance policy that would pay for any damages caused by an ant walking on a person. Sure enough, the next day a classmate brought an ant in a wooden sewing-machine-needle case (I am old), released it on his arm, and demanded payment for damages. He did not have a great sense of humor . . . and to this day 75 years later every time I see him, he demands payment, which, what with compound interest and all, is a pretty big sum.
More importantly, is there an option to pay $100,000 to *not* hear about anything he says?
From Animal Crackers, the Marx Bros film:
Ravelli: Oh, for playing we getta ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see...What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now, for rehearsing we make special rate. Thatsa fifteen dollars an hour.
Spaulding: That's for rehearsing?
Ravelli: Thatsa for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it...
Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is actually an example of self-restraint on his part. I'm slightly shocked he didn't rename it Lake Trump.
I wish Trump changed the names of all the Great Lakes. Here are some suggestions:
Lake Superior: Lake Inferior or Lake Privilege
Lake Erie: Lake I Got A Bad Feeling About This
Lake Michigan: Lake Illinois or Lake Motivational Speaker Matt Foley
Lake Huron: Lake What The Fuck Is A Huron
All seriousness aside, I love the wife OF call back joke, "The stress is keeping her up at night, which I know because I’m getting angry comments from people who paid good money to watch her sleep." (comics always talk about tags and call backs, but never the importance of foreshadowing)
What's funny (and sad) is thousands (millions?) will fall for this like they fell for his meme coin.
And when it doesn't pay off they'll blame Biden.....
What in God’s name was that goose walking video
Your wife sounds like she doesn’t understand investing and finance. She’s lucky you’re there to handle things.
Remember when there used to be a small social stigma attached to being completely and doggedly full of shit, every second of every day?
Cambridge is better at vetting fake mutes than American is vetting fake presidents.
(Although I hear they just hired Holly Hunter, which I'm pretty sure was just for that movie 🤔
You can't give out financial advice without a disclaimer saying it's not financial advice. This is still America. I bet you get sued
Yes, probably so. I am so old my elementary school class wrote a script for a radio program. I wrote a commercial for an insurance policy that would pay for any damages caused by an ant walking on a person. Sure enough, the next day a classmate brought an ant in a wooden sewing-machine-needle case (I am old), released it on his arm, and demanded payment for damages. He did not have a great sense of humor . . . and to this day 75 years later every time I see him, he demands payment, which, what with compound interest and all, is a pretty big sum.