Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is actually an example of self-restraint on his part. I'm slightly shocked he didn't rename it Lake Trump.
I wish Trump changed the names of all the Great Lakes. Here are some suggestions:
Lake Superior: Lake Inferior or Lake Privilege
Lake Erie: Lake I Got A Bad Feeling About This
Lake Michigan: Lake Illinois or Lake Motivational Speaker Matt Foley
Lake Huron: Lake What The Fuck Is A Huron
All seriousness aside, I love the wife OF call back joke, "The stress is keeping her up at night, which I know because I’m getting angry comments from people who paid good money to watch her sleep." (comics always talk about tags and call backs, but never the importance of foreshadowing)
If there's one thing that'll override Trump's megalomania, it's being butthurt that someone mocked him. This whole charade is an attempt to "own" Doug Ford, the Ontario premier (and brother of Toronto's late crack smoking mayor!) for telling Trump to kiss his ass. It's legitimately kind of impressive to get this mad about being lightly mocked by a guy who looks like a human thwomp.
It can be funny for adults to be petty and childish, but the reason it's funny is adults aren't supposed to be petty and childish. When a grown adult man exhibits his childishness and pettiness and insecurities constantly every day, it's a comedy killer.
I'm pretty disappointed that we have yet to rename the Atlantic Ocean the "American Sea" in Trump's honor. The Pacific Ocean should also be renamed the "American Sea", so that people don't get confused.
The Mediterranean probably can't be renamed the "American Sea", but it would make sense to rename it "The Sea That Americans Might Go To On Holiday". We should carry out trade embargos against the people responsible (Greeks?) until they do this.
Yes, probably so. I am so old my elementary school class wrote a script for a radio program. I wrote a commercial for an insurance policy that would pay for any damages caused by an ant walking on a person. Sure enough, the next day a classmate brought an ant in a wooden sewing-machine-needle case (I am old), released it on his arm, and demanded payment for damages. He did not have a great sense of humor . . . and to this day 75 years later every time I see him, he demands payment, which, what with compound interest and all, is a pretty big sum.
More importantly, is there an option to pay $100,000 to *not* hear about anything he says?
From Animal Crackers, the Marx Bros film:
Ravelli: Oh, for playing we getta ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see...What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now, for rehearsing we make special rate. Thatsa fifteen dollars an hour.
Spaulding: That's for rehearsing?
Ravelli: Thatsa for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it...
Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is actually an example of self-restraint on his part. I'm slightly shocked he didn't rename it Lake Trump.
I wish Trump changed the names of all the Great Lakes. Here are some suggestions:
Lake Superior: Lake Inferior or Lake Privilege
Lake Erie: Lake I Got A Bad Feeling About This
Lake Michigan: Lake Illinois or Lake Motivational Speaker Matt Foley
Lake Huron: Lake What The Fuck Is A Huron
All seriousness aside, I love the wife OF call back joke, "The stress is keeping her up at night, which I know because I’m getting angry comments from people who paid good money to watch her sleep." (comics always talk about tags and call backs, but never the importance of foreshadowing)
If there's one thing that'll override Trump's megalomania, it's being butthurt that someone mocked him. This whole charade is an attempt to "own" Doug Ford, the Ontario premier (and brother of Toronto's late crack smoking mayor!) for telling Trump to kiss his ass. It's legitimately kind of impressive to get this mad about being lightly mocked by a guy who looks like a human thwomp.
It can be funny for adults to be petty and childish, but the reason it's funny is adults aren't supposed to be petty and childish. When a grown adult man exhibits his childishness and pettiness and insecurities constantly every day, it's a comedy killer.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Remember when there used to be a small social stigma attached to being completely and doggedly full of shit, every second of every day?
Cambridge is better at vetting fake mutes than American is vetting fake presidents.
(Although I hear they just hired Holly Hunter, which I'm pretty sure was just for that movie 🤔
Turns out there’s a huge audience of people willing to eat shit every day, so long as their ostensible enemies are made to do so also.
Your wife sounds like she doesn’t understand investing and finance. She’s lucky you’re there to handle things.
What's funny (and sad) is thousands (millions?) will fall for this like they fell for his meme coin.
And when it doesn't pay off they'll blame Biden.....
What in God’s name was that goose walking video
"Goose stepping" might be a more relevant term
😂 yes that did pop into my head too
It's the 55,732nd lame remark about trying to take away our national sovereignty.
Bro, she's toxic. You need to sever.
I'm pretty disappointed that we have yet to rename the Atlantic Ocean the "American Sea" in Trump's honor. The Pacific Ocean should also be renamed the "American Sea", so that people don't get confused.
The Mediterranean probably can't be renamed the "American Sea", but it would make sense to rename it "The Sea That Americans Might Go To On Holiday". We should carry out trade embargos against the people responsible (Greeks?) until they do this.
Incredible
You can't give out financial advice without a disclaimer saying it's not financial advice. This is still America. I bet you get sued
Yes, probably so. I am so old my elementary school class wrote a script for a radio program. I wrote a commercial for an insurance policy that would pay for any damages caused by an ant walking on a person. Sure enough, the next day a classmate brought an ant in a wooden sewing-machine-needle case (I am old), released it on his arm, and demanded payment for damages. He did not have a great sense of humor . . . and to this day 75 years later every time I see him, he demands payment, which, what with compound interest and all, is a pretty big sum.