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Just a Random Guy's avatar

Enough talk! Which one's gonna get me the Matlock Expressway?

Susan D's avatar

God, I love voting for "sheriff". It makes me feel dashing by association, even though the position in my country appears to be purely hereditary. I think it's done through agnatic primogeniture. (Yeah, I had to look that up!)

If you haven't, go out and vote, all!

Andrew's avatar

Without even thinking about it, I wore a bright blue shirt to the poles today.

Which is good if people think I'm a patriot. Less good, if think I'm a Patriots’ fan.🤔

Well, I'm off to deflate my balls.

Dillon Eliassen's avatar

Is democracy on the ballot again today? Because my number one issue that decides my vote is if I can vote again two years later. I don't bother to turn out to vote if my ability to vote isn't on the line.

Sam Greenberg's avatar

Very "Mad Magazine". :)