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Mariana Trench's avatar

Evergreen! You're probably too young for the Mumia Abu-Jamal commencement speech, aren't you? Well, well, the university of the woke before woke was a thing.

Matt Osborne's avatar

According to the Chaldean numerology for "Archduke Ferdinand," the name equals "aggression...influenced by the qualities of Mars." We can be sure this is correct because it comes from a website that was the top Google result. Definitely no small sample size problem, there.

kajota's avatar

I knew it! A fucking Archduke Ferdinand apologist.

Nick's avatar

Evergreen! I can't wait to hear that story. Did you happen to have either of the Weinstein's as instructors during your stint?

Michael DAmbrosio's avatar

I don't know where we send in questions, but I submit:

"What are some of your favorite stand up comedy specials from the last 5 years"

Robert Olding's avatar

A "Greener". I should've known.

Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

Thank you so much for your answer to my question!

And, have a great holiday season!

Dana Jeri Maier's avatar

I saw John Oliver at the DC Improv back in 2011, so there's a good chance I saw your life-changing set there, too. Did you have a joke about there being no justice in the world because Newt Gingrich had been married several times (something to that effect)?

Samhain's avatar

Are you *SURE* you never went to Reed College?

MyTurnNC's avatar

Those who don't want Biden to run in 2024 should, at the same time, give us a name who should be the nominee.

Laurie Mitchell Dunn's avatar

I could endorse that choice. I was impressed with him during his presidential primary run and have been even more impressed with him as cabinet secretary. The guy is smart, nice, and has common sense. The fact that he’s willing to go on Fox News regularly shows that he can engage the other side with both wit and humor. And either he or Amy Klobuchar would have been better VP choices than Kamala Harris. It’s unfortunate that the 2020 political climate was such that Biden really had to choose her over better qualified candidates.

MyTurnNC's avatar

An alternate name at last!

R Dana's avatar

Cirque de Soleil isn't French.

Seattle Guy's avatar

Hey, wait a minute, mister! I think that joke included an exaggeration or fabrication with humorous intent, possibly. Shenanigans!