The Taylor Swift Psy-Op is a Distraction from the Davos Orgy that's a False Flag for the Reanimation of Michael Landon's Corpse
Wake up, sheeple
This week, some conservatives have worked themselves into a tizzy over a supposed conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and the NFL. The theory starts with Swift and her boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. Swift and Kelce have signaled liberal views. When the Chiefs advanced to the Super Bowl last week, Fox News and Vivek Ramaswamy began alleging a “psy-op” — which is a military term for an effort to sway mass opinion — designed to elevate the Chiefs, Kelce, and Swift so that their eventual endorsement of President Biden will have maximum impact.
This is insane. The Pentagon is not working with the NFL to rig games to throw the election to Biden. I can barely comprehend how dumb someone would have to be to believe that. Especially when the truth is right in front of us: The Pentagon is working with the NFL to expose a recent high-society fuck fest in Davos, which will distract us from the Frankenstein-style reanimation of former actor Michael Landon, which will throw the election to Kamala Harris.
It’s obvious if you just open your eyes.
Ask yourself: What was happening while we were all focused on the NFL playoffs? That’s right: The World Economic Forum in Davos. This is an event where titans of government and industry meet to discuss pressing issues…or so you believe if you’re a complete fucking lemming. Davos is actually an Eyes Wide Shut-style elite bang bash with a one billion dollar door fee. It’s been an invitation-only event ever since the Illuminati killed Jeffrey Epstein for leaking the password.
But why would the NFL care about Davos? Well, partly to cover up video of Roger Goodell being fisted by Tony Blair while dressed like Raggedy Andy — look for that footage next week on this blog! But the real reason was to create a distraction so that when the truth about Davos comes out, we rethink how we view journalism and truth.
Consider how explosive it will be when photos of Al Gore getting reverse-tea-kettled by Bono and Robo Silvio Berlusconi hit the internet. People will be shocked to learn that while they were watching football, Angela Merkel was getting a Budapest Bulldozer from the Tupac hologram. And that vigilance will lead them to uncover the plot to reanimate deceased Little House on the Prairie star Michael Landon.
Is this all starting to make sense?
What’s the only popular show from the ‘80s that hasn’t been rebooted? That’s right: Little House on the Prairie. If you’re thinking “That’s because Michael Landon, who played Pa Ingalls, died in 1991,” I pity you, you credulous, conformist tool. Because Little House was developed by Ed Friendly, who worked for ABC. Who owns ABC? DISNEY. And if you think that Disney doesn’t know a thing or two about reanimating corpses — if you think that Walt Disney isn’t wandering around the Disney Caverns right now trying to retool the Star Wars franchise — then maybe you should go back to reading The Economist you pathetic fucking sheep.
Little House on the Prairie: Pa’s Home will hit TV in October…right before the election! It will be a horrific nightmare that will cause people question God’s existence, even more so than the Frasier reboot. Because the new episodes will feature the mostly-decomposed corpse of Michael Landon delivering words of wisdom to his four children in an ear-shattering, banshee-like shriek. People will hate it — they’ll feel that science has usurped the natural order. Also, they won’t connect with Laura Ingalls like they did in the original series, because replacing Melissa Gilbert isn’t easy. But the main issue will be Michael Landon’s sentient cadaver lurching through farm work while flesh falls from his bones.
Who will get blamed for this disaster? Conservatives. Little House is a conservative-coded show, and Hollywood will say “We gave red America what they wanted and look how it turned out.” That will turn people against Trump. It will also cause Democrats to see that their Biden Reanimation Contingency Plan isn’t viable, so they’ll swap out Biden for Kamala Harris at the last minute. Harris will be endorsed by Taylor Swift, who by then will be CEO of Dominion Voting Systems.
And at that point, the plan will be complete. America will have a Black, female president. Who will be happiest about that? The woke military. They’ve been itching to execute this plan — known internally as “Project Lazarus” — for years. And now they’re finally doing it, with help from the NFL, Disney, Taylor Swift, the Swiss government, Tupac’s hologram, and what’s left of the creator of Highway to Heaven.
If you can’t see this, then I truly don’t know what to say. All of the evidence is right in front of you. Conservatives who are positing a simple NFL-favoring-the-Chiefs-so-that-Swift-can-endorse-Biden theory are absolute lunatics. The world doesn’t work like that. There’s no hidden Svengali playing six-dimensional chess; there is a network of Svengalis who play a hundred dimensional mahjong, and the Swift-Chiefs-Biden play is just one step in a much larger plan. That’s obvious — I just spelled it out for you. And I pity anyone who buys the bullshit that Ramaswamy and Fox News are trying to sell.
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I don't want you to get in trouble with your progressive base so I'll remind you that Roger Goodell dresses as Raggedy ANN and uses they/them pronouns when getting pegged at billion-dollar gangbangs. Misinformation hurts us all.
Not once did you mention JFK Jr. returning to mete out justice on the lot of pedophile Satanists. Oversight, or is MAURER IN ON THE CONSPIRACY?!1?
Just asking questions here, people. Do your own research.