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Erin E.'s avatar

To be fair, should we expect Sauerbrunn to have an answer for the Swedish press? As far as I know she only speaks English.

(Dear Joke Journal, today I went on a professional comedy sports/political commentator’s website and dropped a major dad joke. Love, Erin)

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~JkR's avatar

Yeah, that about captures it. The concept of assigning ratings to each player requires each player get a score, but as a team, their combined score should be 11. 1 point each for fitting into their kits and making the field on time.

Sweden ran circles around them. Every passer had 3 players on them denying lanes; every receiver two more. Sweden appeared to be playing with 15 players; the US, 9. And the players couldn't figure out what to do about it.

All the cliche's apply: "They were fitter." "They wanted it more." The US "couldn't get their rhythm."

I have no idea how a coach manages such a senior group, but he needs to figure it out.

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Bart Hansen's avatar

They swarmed the Americans. At one point I tried to see if they had extra players out there, like in hockey's 'too many men' situation. It may have been accomplished during substitutions. :-)

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~JkR's avatar

By the way, the trolliest trolls in all of Sports-dom are the haters of the USWNT. The troll-y comments are among the most vitriolic to exist outside of Reddit and 4chan.

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Jeff Maurer's avatar

Great -- I'm sure I'll hear from them. I think I already heard from some of them when I made a Trump joke in an earlier match diary.

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