What, In Theory, Is Tulsi Gabbard's Job?
Tulsi: What would you say ya do here?
Yesterday, Trump had this to say about Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard’s assessment of Iran’s nuclear program:
“I don't care what she said.”
I think this was a rare shrewd assessment from the president. Trump and I don’t agree often, but we’re definitely on the same page here. Here is a partial list of people I would rather the president listen to than Tulsi Gabbard on foreign policy matters:
Jared Kushner
The “Son of Sam” dog
Chat GPT
Laffy Taffy wrappers
A pig that makes foreign policy decisions by eating from troughs labeled “bomb” and “do not bomb”
The Great Gazoo
Beatles records played backwards
An infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters