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Lucidamente's avatar

At least they have a strong DEI program (Death to America, End Times Are Near, Infidels Must Die). And the book How to Be Anti-Enlightenment, by Ayatollah Ibram Khendimeni, is a big seller.

Tim Hartin's avatar

“I think the cleric top row middle — Mohammad-Ali Movahedi-Kermani — might be latino”

Latinx, bigot. Sometimes I just can’t even with you people.

JorgeGeorge's avatar

May that word be buried in the dustbin of history. Funny joke, but I still cringed.....

Shaun's avatar

Jeff, are you not going to address the fact that Iran is so far ahead of its time, that not only did it provide gender affirming surgery decades before the west made a big deal about it, but actually MANDATED such surgeries?

Give the Ayatollahs their due, Iran is an LGBT+ paradise (minus the LGB and +)!

Mike Kidwell's avatar

Oof. I laughed and cringed at the same time.

Brad's avatar

#AyatollahsSoWhite

Always Raining's avatar

Funny. We have a felon child rapist when we could have had a woman president. So why don’t we talk about that??

I'd Use My Name but Internet's avatar

Because, not every single feakin post, every single day, on every single MSM outlet, reddit cluster, substack post has to be about the orange demon.

Amie Barnett's avatar

I didn’t read the article yet but appreciated the OG Onionesque headline so much I commented first.

Cernunnos's avatar

Clearly the beard is part of the uniform. A big part.

Jazzme's avatar

all our gods have been men. that's why we should all go back to the old ways of Poly gods that were both men and women....but even here ZUES had a penis. so ya...all our gods have been men.

You got a problem with that....I do. think athiest

JorgeGeorge's avatar

Are you trolling for subscribers in Iran?