At least they have a strong DEI program (Death to America, End Times Are Near, Infidels Must Die). And the book, How to Be Anti-Enlightenment by Ayatollah Ibram Khendimeni, is a big seller.
Jeff, are you not going to address the fact that Iran is so far ahead of its time, that not only did it provide gender affirming surgery decades before the west made a big deal about it, but actually MANDATED such surgeries?
Give the Ayatollahs their due, Iran is an LGBT+ paradise (minus the LGB and +)!
I’m sick of the unrealistic beauty standards that all of these Ayatollahs reinforce through their thinness. When will we get an Ayatollah of size? Better yet, an Ayatollah who’s unapologetically fat, femme, and fierce?
all our gods have been men. that's why we should all go back to the old ways of Poly gods that were both men and women....but even here ZUES had a penis. so ya...all our gods have been men.
You got a problem with that....I do. think athiest
“I think the cleric top row middle — Mohammad-Ali Movahedi-Kermani — might be latino”
Latinx, bigot. Sometimes I just can’t even with you people.
May that word be buried in the dustbin of history. Funny joke, but I still cringed.....
At least they have a strong DEI program (Death to America, End Times Are Near, Infidels Must Die). And the book, How to Be Anti-Enlightenment by Ayatollah Ibram Khendimeni, is a big seller.
Jeff, are you not going to address the fact that Iran is so far ahead of its time, that not only did it provide gender affirming surgery decades before the west made a big deal about it, but actually MANDATED such surgeries?
Give the Ayatollahs their due, Iran is an LGBT+ paradise (minus the LGB and +)!
Oof. I laughed and cringed at the same time.
#AyatollahsSoWhite
In all fairness, nobody has had a chance to ask the new Ayatollah what their pronouns are, yet.
I’m sick of the unrealistic beauty standards that all of these Ayatollahs reinforce through their thinness. When will we get an Ayatollah of size? Better yet, an Ayatollah who’s unapologetically fat, femme, and fierce?
It's really a shame! Probably because all the Ayatollahs of size are working two jobs in a food desert which also happens to be a desert desert.
#AyatollahsSoMale
The whole ayatollah thing is just a popularity contest.
Funny. We have a felon child rapist when we could have had a woman president. So why don’t we talk about that??
Because, not every single feakin post, every single day, on every single MSM outlet, reddit cluster, substack post has to be about the orange demon.
People do, in fact, talk about Trump sometimes. More often, I'd wager, than they talk about who's going to be the next Ayatollah.
Twice
You're being silly. The photo makes it perfectly clear why women can't be Ayatollah: beards are mandatory.
Does Iran have no circuses? No freakshows? Surely they can dig up a Bearded Lady somewhere. And there are false beards, too.
all our gods have been men. that's why we should all go back to the old ways of Poly gods that were both men and women....but even here ZUES had a penis. so ya...all our gods have been men.
You got a problem with that....I do. think athiest
Christian Scientists have "Father Mother God." (I do not recommend Christian Science, however.)
At least atheist have Susan Jacoby and Ayn Rand. We had what's her name but she jumped ship. oh well
"Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
And the feeling's right
Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
Oh, what a night!"
Oh, and Sarah Silverman! (I think.)
I'm stayin.
I didn’t read the article yet but appreciated the OG Onionesque headline so much I commented first.
Jeff, one of your best ever. Mahalo nui from O’ahu!🤙
THIS, and a female pope!
They don't need to.
Nepo-ayatollah. Love it!