As Thomas Jefferson famously put it, “were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. Especially if the latter includes a regular stream of tits and ass masquerading as news.”
CNN's teaser banner this morning reads "US and Iran trade strikes in the Strait of Hormuz. Trump's approval rating at historic low. The most striking looks from Met Gala."
I also remember this headline from during the Syrian civil war: "Syrian First Lady Asma Al-Assad's Tricks For Maintaining Skincare Regimen During Internecine National Conflict."
As with the October 1973 issue of Penthouse magazine, I read this strictly for the articles. This is an excellent source of elite human capital. Carry on.
Nice article! It was very interesting, and I saw you padded it with some sort of text.
As Thomas Jefferson famously put it, “were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. Especially if the latter includes a regular stream of tits and ass masquerading as news.”
CNN's teaser banner this morning reads "US and Iran trade strikes in the Strait of Hormuz. Trump's approval rating at historic low. The most striking looks from Met Gala."
I also remember this headline from during the Syrian civil war: "Syrian First Lady Asma Al-Assad's Tricks For Maintaining Skincare Regimen During Internecine National Conflict."
But women fought for the right to show off boobs for attention seeking
As with the October 1973 issue of Penthouse magazine, I read this strictly for the articles. This is an excellent source of elite human capital. Carry on.
I was promised a picture of Sidney Sweeney darn it! Instead I get 3 dogs and a cat.....
“You know, FOX turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.” -Marge Simpson
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just another excuse to exploit womens' bodies for men to jack off to.
This is The Onion content I gladly pay for!