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Jtown's avatar

"Antediluvian crones?" Am I reading Jeff Maurer or Cormac McCarthy?

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TheOtherKC's avatar

My dad was a building contractor, and as I recall, having a few Craigs on payroll was always a sign of booming economic times. So a pretty decent indicator, all things considered.

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Castironskillet's avatar

I am crying from laughing so hard.—Owner of floral change purse

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Ross Andrews's avatar

If it’s Friday and Craig ain’t got no job… ain’t got shit to do…

Then that doesn’t bode well for the economy

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Noah Pardo-Friedman's avatar

Craig has got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on his day off

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Copyranter's avatar

A fine informative article.

But who is that Craig?

He looks like a couple of of my hillbilly cousins, except his beard is too neat.

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Edward Scizorhands's avatar

Were all these images AI generated? A few of them are scary good.

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PJ Cummings's avatar

Can’t really argue with this, Maurer. Pretty good take, I think.

Was the animal stampede metric inspired by “Leave The World Behind” movie from 2023?

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Joel's avatar

Only a true Virginian would drop a Route 17 reference.

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M. Trosino's avatar

Just out of curiosity, Jeff, how many pills, edibles or concert party favors did you have before writing this particular IMBW and hitting Post in the wee hours of this morning? And do you have any you'd be willing to share?

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Tallredrider's avatar

I wonder if Jeff will start offering a discount soon so we don't deplete his pool of followers.

Otherwise, the stampede out of here is ON!

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