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JorgeGeorge's avatar

You mean that "sailor rule" is not real?

Uh oh.....

Lucidamente's avatar

Bonus points: the Trumps (Melania attacked first, then Donald joined in) went after Kimmel for a joke about wife outliving much older husband. Then, a few days later, Donald makes a joke with the same exact premise in front of Melania and the King and Queen of England.

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-melania-marriage-comments-charles-kimmel-b2966902.html

Jeff Maurer's avatar

He really makes no effort to appear to not be a hypocrite.

Sam's avatar

I don't think he sees it as a huge problem for other people, either. He'll say the media and Democrats are unfair for pushing back on him when he says they wouldn't push back on anyone else for the same thing, but what he's objecting too is perceived prejudice/bullying, not hypocrisy. I think hypocrisy is just part of how he thinks the world does/should work, like tariffs and the weak submitting to the strong and everyone, at root, looking out for themselves.

Andrew's avatar

Hot take!

The four Man Show hosts, as stand ups.

4. Rogan, obviously very successful as a media personality, decent comic actor, but stand up never felt like his forte.

3. Kimmel, again, can be funny, but more like a funny host than a real stand up.

2.Carolla, very funny, yes the whole fish-out-of-water man's man bit has been done, but who does it better? Not many.

1. Stanhope. My nominee for most underrated comic of his era. Unpolished,showbiz hating brilliance. Dark and proud.

"Don't try hard, you die anyway, stupid!"

🤣🤣

Deiseach's avatar

I thought it was Melania who was offended, not Trump himself? But I admit, I haven't been keeping up with this silliness.

But making jokes about Trump is too easy, in fact it's stale by now. Kimmel had a whole target-rich (see what I did there? heh-heh, so funny!) opportunity in front of him. Nearly 3,000 journalists there? What an opportunity! Jokes lamenting how the shooter didn't even get close enough to make a start (relax guys, I'm only joking! you can take a joke, can't you?) 3,000 journos and not even a scratch! America needs to close the assassin effectiveness gap! Find out what the most recent school/mass shooting was and joke that Cole should have taken lessons from that guy.

I'm sure none of the famously thick-skinned and able to take a joke media would have objected in any way to someone laughing at their spouses being widowed or their kids becoming orphans, right?

Tom's avatar

IIRC I think Kimmel made the joke before the dinner and assassination attempt in relationship to some photo or other. It was more a matter of extremely poor timing than anything else.

Though I will say your idea would make for a hilarious subversion of expectations for a late night show host's opening monologue.

Deiseach's avatar

There was some comment on social media about the person seen grabbing and making off with bottle(s) of booze from the dinner. I agree with that person, if there's a chance of getting shot and this is all free drink, hell yeah I'm not going out sober 🤣

Kimmel would have done better if he could have worked that into something funny, maybe riffing off the Lunchtime O'Booze reputation (in former times) of journalists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurring_jokes_in_Private_Eye

https://pressgazette.co.uk/publishers/nationals/defence-lunchtime-obooze/

KH's avatar

And now thinking more about it, “he’s our son of a bitch” line coming from supposedly religious “christians” are extremely funny and rich.

Like the deal is supposedly support moral degenerates to “purge the enemy” as a tradeoff but they receive moral degenerates AND strengthened enemy lmao

And it is deeply ironic that Christian Nationalists seem to become more and more representative in ever shrinking MAGA platform - and I could be wrong but I don’t think it is a coincidence that they stopped talking about Trump as “he’s *our* son of a bitch” and rather “Akshually Trump is Christ adjacent being” lol

And this is how we get Pete Hegseth- another moral degenerates who also engages in equally stupid rage fueled vindictive behaviors. And he really sincerely believes himself to be moral religious warrior and what’s more he is not entertaining at all. (Now Stephen Miller seems to go MIA, Pete Hegseth has become the most disgusting person for me lol)

Sam's avatar

Trump doesn't negotiate. He uses leverage he already has. When he stiffed contractors and dared them to sue, he was using the leverage of him having money and lawyers. That basic relationship underlies all his "deal-making." This is what he does when he threatens to - or does - withhold federally-allocated money and say he'll give some of it back in exchange for some favor. Same thing with tariffs, ICE, and the military.

Trump can't identify his counterparties' wants. He can't identify abstract drives on either side. He views his counterparty being happy as an inherent loss for him. He has no negotiation skills. What he has is negotiation resources: money, lawyers, the US military, the DoJ. He uses resources other people have developed as leverage. It's the only play he has ever known.

Dillon Eliassen's avatar

Kimmel vs. Trump is essentially two fires keeping each other alive by giving each other oxygen and fuel. Don't ask me to explain the chemistry and physics of that analogy, but it's the best I can come up with right now. It's a symbiotic relationship between two fat retards.