At this point, the only way those books are getting finished is if he hires Stephen King as his ghostwriter and includes a generous cocaine budget, which would also get Stevie off of Twitter for a few weeks, so win-win.
George, I was a teenager when A Dance with Dragons came out in 2011. Now I have kids old enough to ask me "Dad, how does the story end?" — and I still can't tell them because you haven't finished The Winds of Winter. You fed my childhood to the dogs, and even those dogs are dead now.
At this point, the only way those books are getting finished is if he hires Stephen King as his ghostwriter and includes a generous cocaine budget, which would also get Stevie off of Twitter for a few weeks, so win-win.
You all can thank me later. HT to my niece Margot who provided the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMehvHGaI0
I would have much more respect for the actual George RR Martin if he would just come out and say something like this.
George, I was a teenager when A Dance with Dragons came out in 2011. Now I have kids old enough to ask me "Dad, how does the story end?" — and I still can't tell them because you haven't finished The Winds of Winter. You fed my childhood to the dogs, and even those dogs are dead now.
This reminds me, why did SNL remove their brilliant sketch showing the 13 year old boy who collaborated with GGRM and the Daves on the show?