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murderfs's avatar

I find it incredibly offensive that you're platforming colonialist propaganda that pushes the false narrative that the Dutch deserve their own homeland. From the river to the sea, the Netherlands will be sea!

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JorgeGeorge's avatar

Civil War II: No Lincoln, No Limits!

Aw, come on Jeff! I spit out my cereal at that one! Food is expensive!

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Filk's avatar

Great line

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Greg's avatar

Seriously. Hall of fame line.

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Andrew T's avatar

Now I'll have to check out Going Dutch. It sounds terrible. Thanks for nothing!

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Brad's avatar
1hEdited

Denis Leary is a national treasure, and making fun of Dutch people is a useful and necessary pastime.

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Jeff K's avatar

I have no interest in attending, but I feel it would be impolite to not send a gift. Is there a Registry?

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Jeff Maurer's avatar

If feel like a lot of these people would have been registered on Silk Road but that doesn’t exist anymore.

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Ruth Pelzer's avatar

Or does it...

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M. Trosino's avatar

Of course it does. It's called China's Belt and Road Initiative.

Here's a picture of Xi Jinping having a belt before he hits the road...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67120726

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Nina Bloch's avatar

I’m sure Amazon would be happy to ship a jumbo pack of trash can lids embossed with the logo of your choice

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C-man's avatar

As great as this is, my favorite part is going to be the inevitable comments that amount to "how dare you mock my pschyological need to believe I'm taking part in a world-historical battle of good versus evil!"

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Lucidamente's avatar

Hey Maurer, dumb online pissing matches for sad virgins are what make America great, so SHUT UP!!1!

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Pittsburgh Mike's avatar

Losers with guns can still be dangerous, but we should never forget that they're still dorks and grifters.

Steven Miller's dumb enough to believe that if his Nazi wannabes ever get complete power in this country, his stepin-fetchit routine will protect his family. Usha Vance is married to someone who says that she's not a real American because her parents are immigrants, and Hindus at that.

What is it with all these people who suck up to those Christians who want to deport them for not being Christian. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to believe that when Christians nationalists talk about "Judeo-Christian heritage" they really think matzo ball soup adds to our culture? Does Usha think that her marriage to JD will make her and her parents honorary "heritage Americans?"

These people are embarrassing themselves. When we look back at today, Steven and Katie Miller's contribution to humanity will have been to prove that Jews aren't any smarter than anyone else.

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Kevin's avatar

Clearly you aren't well versed on the literature regarding the transitive properties of Heritagus Americanus by Proxy.

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Eric73's avatar

Thanks for this. It's the perfect antidote to the anxiety-fest of the last 5 days.

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Untrickled by Michelle Teheux's avatar

I am married to a Dutch dude and didn’t know about this show!

In fact, one reason his English was so good was that he coached a women’s softball team that was mostly NATO wives and daughters. We might never have gotten together otherwise.

So thank you.

(Oh, the rest was great, too!)

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JG's avatar
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Thank you a million times over for “a pissing match for sad virgins.”

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M. Trosino's avatar

Yeah. I never knew incels were into golden showers. That might explain a little bit about their problem attracting women.

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Thomas's avatar

Love this post.

Also I'm definitely gonna check out Going Dutch!

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Sam's avatar

I love it ❤️ I will not be attending civil war 2 either

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Greg Nix's avatar

I heard they’re saving all the good stuff for Civil War: Endgame.

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blorpington's avatar

I got a libtard Zionist cocksucking alert for this?

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Ruth Pelzer's avatar

I really enjoyed reading this. It made me laugh. So, thank you. (I'm not in America.)

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CT's avatar

The post that convinced Americans to put the broomsticks down, so they could lift Dennis Leary up.

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