I find it incredibly offensive that you're platforming colonialist propaganda that pushes the false narrative that the Dutch deserve their own homeland. From the river to the sea, the Netherlands will be sea!
As great as this is, my favorite part is going to be the inevitable comments that amount to "how dare you mock my pschyological need to believe I'm taking part in a world-historical battle of good versus evil!"
I am married to a Dutch dude and didn’t know about this show!
In fact, one reason his English was so good was that he coached a women’s softball team that was mostly NATO wives and daughters. We might never have gotten together otherwise.
Losers with guns can still be dangerous, but we should never forget that they're still dorks and grifters.
Steven Miller's dumb enough to believe that if his Nazi wannabes ever get complete power in this country, his stepin-fetchit routine will protect his family. Usha Vance is married to someone who says that she's not a real American because her parents are immigrants, and Hindus at that.
What is it with all these people who suck up to those Christians who want to deport them for not being Christian. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to believe that when Christians nationalists talk about "Judeo-Christian heritage" they really think matzo ball soup adds to our culture? Does Usha think that her marriage to JD will make her and her parents honorary "heritage Americans?"
These people are embarrassing themselves. When we look back at today, Steven and Katie Miller's contribution to humanity will have been to prove that Jews aren't any smarter than anyone else.
>Will I need to write eloquent letters home to my wife so that Ken Burns VI can hire Robot Sam Waterston to read them in a PBS documentary about the war?
I love this mental image. Futurama needs to do this, if it hasn’t already
Every time these guys shout “Civil War,” what they really mean is “please like, share, and subscribe to my meltdown.” It’s not strategy. It’s content. If they actually believed in the glory of combat, they wouldn’t be livestreaming it with a cash app tag in the corner. Call it what it is: influencer cosplay with body bags as props. The only war they’re ready for is a thumb war with the algorithm.
I find it incredibly offensive that you're platforming colonialist propaganda that pushes the false narrative that the Dutch deserve their own homeland. From the river to the sea, the Netherlands will be sea!
Civil War II: No Lincoln, No Limits!
Aw, come on Jeff! I spit out my cereal at that one! Food is expensive!
Great line
Seriously. Hall of fame line.
Now I'll have to check out Going Dutch. It sounds terrible. Thanks for nothing!
Denis Leary is a national treasure, and making fun of Dutch people is a useful and necessary pastime.
Wait, it's real? I thought Jeff was making it up.
It sounds like a fake show from 30 Rock.
I have no interest in attending, but I feel it would be impolite to not send a gift. Is there a Registry?
If feel like a lot of these people would have been registered on Silk Road but that doesn’t exist anymore.
Or does it...
Of course it does. It's called China's Belt and Road Initiative.
Here's a picture of Xi Jinping having a belt before he hits the road...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67120726
I’m sure Amazon would be happy to ship a jumbo pack of trash can lids embossed with the logo of your choice
As great as this is, my favorite part is going to be the inevitable comments that amount to "how dare you mock my pschyological need to believe I'm taking part in a world-historical battle of good versus evil!"
Hey Maurer, dumb online pissing matches for sad virgins are what make America great, so SHUT UP!!1!
Q. In a fight between a Proud Boy and an Antifa Douche who would win?
A. If it distracted them both for long enough, everyone.
TBF the Civil War was over in 4 years whereas this shit has been going for what? A decade?
I am married to a Dutch dude and didn’t know about this show!
In fact, one reason his English was so good was that he coached a women’s softball team that was mostly NATO wives and daughters. We might never have gotten together otherwise.
So thank you.
(Oh, the rest was great, too!)
Thank you a million times over for “a pissing match for sad virgins.”
Yeah. I never knew incels were into golden showers. That might explain a little bit about their problem attracting women.
I heard they’re saving all the good stuff for Civil War: Endgame.
I got a libtard Zionist cocksucking alert for this?
Losers with guns can still be dangerous, but we should never forget that they're still dorks and grifters.
Steven Miller's dumb enough to believe that if his Nazi wannabes ever get complete power in this country, his stepin-fetchit routine will protect his family. Usha Vance is married to someone who says that she's not a real American because her parents are immigrants, and Hindus at that.
What is it with all these people who suck up to those Christians who want to deport them for not being Christian. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to believe that when Christians nationalists talk about "Judeo-Christian heritage" they really think matzo ball soup adds to our culture? Does Usha think that her marriage to JD will make her and her parents honorary "heritage Americans?"
These people are embarrassing themselves. When we look back at today, Steven and Katie Miller's contribution to humanity will have been to prove that Jews aren't any smarter than anyone else.
Clearly you aren't well versed on the literature regarding the transitive properties of Heritagus Americanus by Proxy.
The post that convinced Americans to put the broomsticks down, so they could lift Dennis Leary up.
>Will I need to write eloquent letters home to my wife so that Ken Burns VI can hire Robot Sam Waterston to read them in a PBS documentary about the war?
I love this mental image. Futurama needs to do this, if it hasn’t already
Every time these guys shout “Civil War,” what they really mean is “please like, share, and subscribe to my meltdown.” It’s not strategy. It’s content. If they actually believed in the glory of combat, they wouldn’t be livestreaming it with a cash app tag in the corner. Call it what it is: influencer cosplay with body bags as props. The only war they’re ready for is a thumb war with the algorithm.
Let's pump the brakes. If we get to wear Star Wars-themed helmets for this shindig, I'm so fucking in.