Pity the Staffer Who Wrote That Hakeem Jeffries Memo
***Hey! I plan to do Komedy Klass next week, so please send your incisive social commentary/dumb bullshit to komedyklass@imightbewrong.org. One piece will be picked to serve as the jumping-off point for a discussion, and the others will provide jokes for me to steal.
Why Federal Reserve Independence Matters, With Jokes
One thing we know for sure is that the upcoming election will be decided by factors that are unspeakably dumb. That’s because our system is basically garbage data run through the world’s most broken supercomputer, interpreted by a glue-huffing simpleton and recorded by an otter with an abacus that he doesn’t know how to use. We’ll spend the coming months thinking and debating and writing capital-”i” Important columns about The Future Of Our Republic, but then one candidate will make a gaffe — perhaps audibly farting at a Waffle House, or something similar — and the course of history will be charted.
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