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Lucidamente's avatar

“Orifice expedition” is the technical term gastroenterologists use for “colonoscopy.”

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Scott M's avatar

How much did you suffer typing that all out?

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JorgeGeorge's avatar

He is dedicated to the bit.....

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Scott M's avatar

I absolutely agree, and all credit to him for being so committed to it

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JorgeGeorge's avatar

"NUBILE SHAVED ALLIES" LOL!

I'll never ook at NATO the same ever again.....

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Frantic Pedantic's avatar

So many disgustingly wonderful turns of phrase, so little time… “Volga River of lady juice” is maybe the stand-out.

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JorgeGeorge's avatar

It's the same ridiculous plan Trump has proposed for years: Ukraine surrenders, Russia gets what it wants

(but with interesting emojis).

Nubile horny MC Z will never lay down for this (ok, pun intended).....

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J. J. Ramsey's avatar

"It's the same ridiculous plan Trump has proposed for years: Ukraine surrenders, Russia gets what it wants"

Maybe Trump cribbed his "peace" plan from the Jonathan Coulton song "Re: Your Brains": "You'll open up the doors. We'll all come inside and eat your brains."

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JorgeGeorge's avatar

Ok Jeff, you got me at the end

(no pun intended).

I am properly chastised.....

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