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Lucidamente's avatar

“Orifice expedition” is the technical term gastroenterologists use for “colonoscopy.”

Scott M's avatar

How much did you suffer typing that all out?

JorgeGeorge's avatar

He is dedicated to the bit.....

Scott M's avatar

I absolutely agree, and all credit to him for being so committed to it

JorgeGeorge's avatar

"NUBILE SHAVED ALLIES" LOL!

I'll never ook at NATO the same ever again.....

Frantic Pedantic's avatar

So many disgustingly wonderful turns of phrase, so little time… “Volga River of lady juice” is maybe the stand-out.

JorgeGeorge's avatar

It's the same ridiculous plan Trump has proposed for years: Ukraine surrenders, Russia gets what it wants

(but with interesting emojis).

Nubile horny MC Z will never lay down for this (ok, pun intended).....

J. J. Ramsey's avatar

"It's the same ridiculous plan Trump has proposed for years: Ukraine surrenders, Russia gets what it wants"

Maybe Trump cribbed his "peace" plan from the Jonathan Coulton song "Re: Your Brains": "You'll open up the doors. We'll all come inside and eat your brains."

JorgeGeorge's avatar

Ok Jeff, you got me at the end

(no pun intended).

I am properly chastised.....