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Now What?'s avatar

That’s my second favorite Gandhi quote. My favorite, “Where the fuck are my keys?!” I admit, is less relevant.

Paul Ollinger's avatar

Hilarious, of course. Still, you have to admit that whoever came up with the idea to give Trump this trophy is a world-class genius.

Jeff Maurer's avatar

Yep…it DID work!

Cernunnos's avatar

This is the first time I have seen a picture of the actual award, and holy crap! I'm trying to imagine the prompt that was given to the AI that generated that trophy design.

JorgeGeorge's avatar

Double complete LOL!!!!!

Jim of Seattle's avatar

I really wish I could have seen extreme close up video of the faces of the people who dreamed up this award at the moment they decided to do it. The barely suppressed grins and sidelong knowing glances to each other would have been priceless

Brad's avatar

Yikes, is that a photo of the real award or did Jeff AI that hideous thing? I thought soccer players can’t use their hands! Shouldn’t the globe be kicked by several disembodied feet? Or bounced off an orange-haired head?

Jeff Maurer's avatar

Real photo! Undoctored!

Chris O'Connell's avatar

Yeah, what's with the hands? They should be cleat-clad feet.

Kyle VonRuden's avatar

Laughing my ass off at the Popeye's joke.

John C's avatar

That one a masterpiece

Andrew's avatar

At least we still have the Golden Globes.

Incidentally, "Hollywood Foreign Press Association" holds the record for Consecutive Words in a Title that Piss Off rednecks.

Daniel Muñoz's avatar

I love the idea that FIFA has just war theorists on call every year.

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Frantic Pedantic's avatar

If you think Jeff is “hard left,” then I guess I’m skeptical of your reading comprehension

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Lucid Horizon's avatar

Yeah yeah, but Jeff doesn't even want to ban capitalism. I think you gotta be anti-capitalist before we break out terms like "hard left". Of course, that might just be because I'm an evil authoritarian gatekeeping righty (read: someone who also doesn't want to ban capitalism).