How to Measure the “Secret Leftist Majority” Theory
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A key part of the DSA narrative is that the masses yearn for far-left candidates, but the Democratic establishment denies them those candidates. To me, this is an insane theory, along the lines of “dogs can talk but only want to talk about the ‘90s sitcom
Don’t Root Against El-Sayed Because You Imagine That Anyone Will Learn Anything
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Let’s be honest: Some non-leftist Democrats kind of want Abdul El-Sayed to lose his Senate race in Michigan. That’s not the world’s most noble impulse; it strikes me as kind of like wishing for the guy who edged you out for a promotion to get Me Too’d. Of course, El-Sayed doesn’t help things by being — in my assessment — a dickish know-nothing whose best trait is simply that he’s not Mike Rogers.
Enough talk! Which one's gonna get me the Matlock Expressway?
God, I love voting for "sheriff". It makes me feel dashing by association, even though the position in my country appears to be purely hereditary. I think it's done through agnatic primogeniture. (Yeah, I had to look that up!)
If you haven't, go out and vote, all!