Jeff, like all members of the liberal elite, you give the Whigs a pass. Why didnāt you mention that collection of opium pipes and double-ended dildos that the Bey of Tunis gifted to Millard Fillmore?
I'm glad it's finally safe to talk about Carter's swank wank bank, given that Rosalynn passed away in 2023. It's common knowledge in certain circles that she's the one who made sure that secrets stayed secret for the Carter cabal.
I'm not taking sides, and I think the plane thing is nuts, but at least Trump isn't denying it the way Biden denied the obvious corruption of his family. An example being Hunter getting 500k for a painting or two. And the whole Ukrain board that Hunter sat on and was paid. And the fact that Biden had to pardon his WHOLE FAMILY, a new presidential trick, makes me suspicious. I know it's a conspiracy theory, but...
Not sure what all the darned noise over this plane is about. It's really no more than a gold-plated toilet seat with wings, perfectly appropriate for a guy who uses the Constitution for toilet paper.
I mean, really. We shouldn't expect the POS at the very top of our government to settle for an Air Force plane filled with cheap amenities. For example, like an ass cradle that cost a lousy six-hundred bucks. Should we?
The only question I have is whether or not the skid marks this palatial new flying throne will leave as it touches down on a runway will actually be rubber or will there be a call over the airport intercom, "Maintenance, clean-up on runway 3Right."
I donāt know which is funnier: the article or all the comments beneath it from people who clearly lack any ability to detect satire, even when itās laid on an inch thick all over and truly Swiftian in its absurdity.
Jimmy, iircā¦and since it was well covered I believe ircā¦ā I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives meāā¦..Jimmy Carter
My Boy Scout Manual from the 60ās sez no self gratification. God sez itās ok but the BSās say no. Iām going with God.
The fake media also stubbornly (and possibly illegally) refuses to follow official guidelines designating all stock market downturns as the Carter Economy.
Holy shit those links...ššš
I really enjoyed the turtle middle finger
I was skeptical at first, but he cited his sources. š¤
Jeff, like all members of the liberal elite, you give the Whigs a pass. Why didnāt you mention that collection of opium pipes and double-ended dildos that the Bey of Tunis gifted to Millard Fillmore?
You can remove the writer from John Oliver, but you cannot remove the use of random unrelated animal pics for a laugh from the writer.
I donāt know what I expected when I clicked the link āofficial account of the meetingā, but I consider my expectations fully met.
This would have been a lot more believable if it was written about Clintonā¦
I considered all four Democratic presidents of my lifetime and decided it was funniest with Carter. All too believable with Clinton.
Fairā¦
Rationalista: At least the links would have been hotterā¦..
I'm glad it's finally safe to talk about Carter's swank wank bank, given that Rosalynn passed away in 2023. It's common knowledge in certain circles that she's the one who made sure that secrets stayed secret for the Carter cabal.
I'm not taking sides, and I think the plane thing is nuts, but at least Trump isn't denying it the way Biden denied the obvious corruption of his family. An example being Hunter getting 500k for a painting or two. And the whole Ukrain board that Hunter sat on and was paid. And the fact that Biden had to pardon his WHOLE FAMILY, a new presidential trick, makes me suspicious. I know it's a conspiracy theory, but...
So the Orgasmitron is a real. Now I know. Do they sell them on Amazon?
Don't buy the ones from Temu!
Not sure what all the darned noise over this plane is about. It's really no more than a gold-plated toilet seat with wings, perfectly appropriate for a guy who uses the Constitution for toilet paper.
I mean, really. We shouldn't expect the POS at the very top of our government to settle for an Air Force plane filled with cheap amenities. For example, like an ass cradle that cost a lousy six-hundred bucks. Should we?
The only question I have is whether or not the skid marks this palatial new flying throne will leave as it touches down on a runway will actually be rubber or will there be a call over the airport intercom, "Maintenance, clean-up on runway 3Right."
That's pretty good!
I feel like you've got an incorrect double negative in the last sentence there?
Anyway, this is gold. But i feel like Jeff is maybe going through something if he's thinking about Carter's masturbatory habits
This post is a real Sleeper, Jeff.
I donāt know which is funnier: the article or all the comments beneath it from people who clearly lack any ability to detect satire, even when itās laid on an inch thick all over and truly Swiftian in its absurdity.
Maple: Right? I read Sabrina's comment and thought "are you new here?"
My outrage coefficient remains unchanged at 1x.
Jimmy, iircā¦and since it was well covered I believe ircā¦ā I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives meāā¦..Jimmy Carter
My Boy Scout Manual from the 60ās sez no self gratification. God sez itās ok but the BSās say no. Iām going with God.
Kurt: I had a Cub Scout manual back then that advised "wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom." I puzzled over that one for a long time.....
The fake media also stubbornly (and possibly illegally) refuses to follow official guidelines designating all stock market downturns as the Carter Economy.
This was amazing. Like the best Onion pieces, back in the ancient mythical days when it was actually funny.
Thank you for finally exposing what we all suspected. His smile always struck me as way too toothy. I knew something was going on.