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BAD HISTORY's avatar

This has been common knowledge in the UK for some time. When Boris Johnson approached the Saudis hoping for a similar gift they gave him a sock and told him “knock yourself out”. It was a humbling experience but he still loves that sock, even now.

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Mike Kidwell's avatar

Holy shit those links...😀😀😀

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Ted's avatar

I really enjoyed the turtle middle finger

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William Adderholdt's avatar

I was skeptical at first, but he cited his sources. 🤔

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Lucidamente's avatar

Jeff, like all members of the liberal elite, you give the Whigs a pass. Why didn’t you mention that collection of opium pipes and double-ended dildos that the Bey of Tunis gifted to Millard Fillmore?

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duncan's avatar

You can remove the writer from John Oliver, but you cannot remove the use of random unrelated animal pics for a laugh from the writer.

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Telenil's avatar

I don’t know what I expected when I clicked the link “official account of the meeting”, but I consider my expectations fully met.

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Rationalista's avatar

This would have been a lot more believable if it was written about Clinton…

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Jeff Maurer's avatar

I considered all four Democratic presidents of my lifetime and decided it was funniest with Carter. All too believable with Clinton.

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Rationalista's avatar

Fair…

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D. Robb's avatar

I'm glad it's finally safe to talk about Carter's swank wank bank, given that Rosalynn passed away in 2023. It's common knowledge in certain circles that she's the one who made sure that secrets stayed secret for the Carter cabal.

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Karin Young's avatar

I'm not taking sides, and I think the plane thing is nuts, but at least Trump isn't denying it the way Biden denied the obvious corruption of his family. An example being Hunter getting 500k for a painting or two. And the whole Ukrain board that Hunter sat on and was paid. And the fact that Biden had to pardon his WHOLE FAMILY, a new presidential trick, makes me suspicious. I know it's a conspiracy theory, but...

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Red's avatar

So the Orgasmitron is a real. Now I know. Do they sell them on Amazon?

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William Adderholdt's avatar

Don't buy the ones from Temu!

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M. Trosino's avatar

Not sure what all the darned noise over this plane is about. It's really no more than a gold-plated toilet seat with wings, perfectly appropriate for a guy who uses the Constitution for toilet paper.

I mean, really. We shouldn't expect the POS at the very top of our government to settle for an Air Force plane filled with cheap amenities. For example, like an ass cradle that cost a lousy six-hundred bucks. Should we?

The only question I have is whether or not the skid marks this palatial new flying throne will leave as it touches down on a runway will actually be rubber or will there be a call over the airport intercom, "Maintenance, clean-up on runway 3Right."

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Kurt's avatar

That's pretty good!

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paul's avatar

I feel like you've got an incorrect double negative in the last sentence there?

Anyway, this is gold. But i feel like Jeff is maybe going through something if he's thinking about Carter's masturbatory habits

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Thomas Hilterbrant's avatar

This post is a real Sleeper, Jeff.

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Mapledurham's avatar

I don’t know which is funnier: the article or all the comments beneath it from people who clearly lack any ability to detect satire, even when it’s laid on an inch thick all over and truly Swiftian in its absurdity.

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Kurt's avatar

My outrage coefficient remains unchanged at 1x.

Jimmy, iirc…and since it was well covered I believe irc…” I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me”…..Jimmy Carter

My Boy Scout Manual from the 60’s sez no self gratification. God sez it’s ok but the BS’s say no. I’m going with God.

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Martha Rhodes's avatar

Totally BS and Jeff Maurer is a BS artist. He should be ashamed of himself for pushing this

egregious false story to the public.

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Cernunnos's avatar

The fake media also stubbornly (and possibly illegally) refuses to follow official guidelines designating all stock market downturns as the Carter Economy.

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