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Lucidamente's avatar

Thank you for the clarification, Senator. Now I understand why you changed your mind and voted to approve Pete Hegseth’s nomination to Secretary of Defense. Not only does putting a drunk who could barely run a popsicle stand in charge of the Pentagon hasten our glide path to oblivion, but those Christian nationalist tattoos must make him one desirable piece of man-meat for the threeway you’ve got planned.

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JorgeGeorge's avatar

Is this one of those "they're taking my words out of context" deals?

By the way, if the world is going to end that soon, why worry about cutting anything? It sounds like the time to break out the good stuff in the

Champagne Room For Winners!

Subscribers, Mr. Maurer will see you to your table now.....

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Frantic Pedantic's avatar

Extra points for “prime cut fuck fillet” 😆

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Paul Valentine's avatar

Hey, there's nothing in the rule book that says a labradoodle *can't* fly a plane!

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nothing to see here's avatar

Still laughing my ass off. Thank you, Jeff. I needed that.

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Syd Griffin's avatar

The way things are going lately, this doesn't sound so bad. I welcome the sweet release. The problem is since it's coming from a MAGA-addled politician it's definitely a lie.

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Jay Moore's avatar

You look good in red, Senator. 😉

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Brenda Lee Diaz's avatar

She is a disgusting lying, self-serving, gluttonous pig

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Edward Scizorhands's avatar

Okay, you're not invited to the orgy.

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Frank Lee's avatar

Oh pull down your skirt Jeff you hysterical hyperbolic fatalist.

Yes, we are all going to die. Some of us will die clutching pearls of fantatic rumination of dread from media feeds. The rest of us will live life.

The irony of course is that the pearl-clutchers are generally those that end up shortening life for everyone else.

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Tom Besson's avatar

I wonder if Jonie Ernst ever considered Camus's observation, “There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide”, when she said that death was immanent. If we ask that question, then we control when we die. Having said that, I tip my hat to Jonie and say, "Thanks for the heads up, but I already know."

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Kevin's avatar

Really underselling the appeal of the We’re All Going To Die Soon Pleasure Potluck.

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James T. Saunders's avatar

The check the 3some off the bucket list before I go was a nice touch.

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SkilledTradesman's avatar

Oh I get it you are pretending to be Joni Ernst.

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