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Should the Government Fund the Hottest Technology of 1895?

Why Won't the Teeming Mass of Delusional Morons Trump Cultivated Be Reasonable?

IMBW Audio: It Seems to Be the Right’s Turn to Make Everything Shitty and Boring

Imbw Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Did I Like Tariffs When Biden Did Them?

Could a Drug-Fueled Maniac Be the Right Person to Lead a Common-Sense Political Movement?

Whoops: That Was a Menu for EPSTEIN'S DELI on My Desk

Give Trump Several Nobel Prizes So That He Can Be Less Weird

There’s a 110 Percent Chance That Our Discomfort With Statistics Is Costing Us

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Weaponizing the Word "Weaponize" and What Does the Big, Beautiful Bill "Cost"?

The American Revolution, But With Jokes

I Begged Them to Let Me Cover the Iran War but Here Is My Report on the Diddy Trial

I Support the Big, Beautiful, Bill Because I Think Coal is the Future, Find Uninsured Poor People Funny, and Am Rooting for a Debt Catastrophe

The World Is Wrong, Vol. 2: Who is "The Hudsucker Proxy" For?

IMBW Audio: Should Hollywood Fear AI?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Has Anyone Ever Understood Any Political Theory?

Let's Bring the AOC Conversation Out of the Shadows

The Bougiest Proletariat Revolution Ever

17 Jokes About the Iran Situation

Komedy Klass: The Power of Visuals

IMBW Audio: The Iran War Has Started Before the Haze of Stupid From the Iraq War Has Cleared

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Who Could Have Known that Trans Rights Activists Were Making Huge Mistakes? (Anyone)

On Immigration, Democrats Are Shooting for the Moon and Blowing up on the Launch Pad

Trump’s “No Foreign Wars” Posture Is at Odds With His “Ugga Bugga, Me Big Man” Posture

What, In Theory, Is Tulsi Gabbard's Job?

Is It Progressive to Have Female Characters Be Grouchy Assholes?

IMBW Audio: A Patriotic Parade of Questions That *Probably* Won’t Lead to Fascism

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Will My Iran Nuclear Program Piece Be a Tactical Strike on My Reputation?

I Want Zohran Mamdani to Become Mayor of New York So That I Can Watch His Dumb Government Grocery Stores Fail

When I Said "We're All Going To Die", I Meant "Soon"

What Hellish Freaks Will Emerge From Bluesky During Primary Season?

I Hate That When Some Dickhead Sets a Car on Fire, We Have to Talk About It for a Week

IMBW Audio: If Trump and Elon Can’t Make It, What Hope Is There for the Rest of Us?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: What Can Horrific Acts of Violence Do For ME?

It's Funny How We All Agreed to Just Not Talk About the TikTok Ban

My One Note for “Andor” Is: Does It Need to Be in Space?

Gay Guys Have the Sex Lives Straight Guys Would Have if We Could

The CDC Would Like to Get Ahead of RFK Junior’s Future Statements

IMBW Audio: I Wish J.D. Vance Was Less Woke

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Is Media a Binary Choice Between Principles and Money?

Don't Tell Trump About "TACO", "POTATO", "CASPER CORP" or "CART O’ PENIS BACON, MEL"

I’m Thrilled to Be On Substack So That I Can Finally Shit Talk Other New York Times Columnists

Is Election Denial Cool When WE Do It?

Could a Wickedly Ribald Zinger Take Down Trump?

IMBW Audio: Cartoons Hate Her Heeds the People's Call, Runs for Liberal Joe Rogan (With Cartoons Hate Her!)

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Weird that Someone Heard Your "Death to Israel" Chant as "Death to Jews"

DOGE Attempting the "Lost Cause" Narrative Takes a Lot of Balls

Republican, Democrats Unite to Do Dumb, Bad Thing

Which People Do YOU Blindly Follow?

"Some People Are Lazy Dirtbags" is the Magic Phrase that Lets Democrats Talk About Medicaid Work Requirements

IMBW Audio: Taking the Trans Women in Sports Debate Out of the Sewer, with Doriane Coleman and Joanna Harper

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: How Much Cover Did I Give Biden While His Brain Was Turning to Strawberry Jam?

We Only Started Calling HBO “Max” Because the Other Options Were Worse

Down With Art, Up With Craft

The Qatari Plane Scandal is Different Because Morons Understand It

The Same People Complaining About Trump's Qatari Plane Said Nothing About Jimmy Carter's $2 Billion "Chamber of Erotic Delights"

IMBW Audio: If Progressives Have a Plan to Win, They Should Share It With Somebody

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Why Everyone Hates the Educated Left

America's Long March to Grudging Acceptance of Catholics

Komedy Klass: Heightening and Chekhov's Bucket of Cum

David Hogg is Either Exactly Right or Exactly Wrong

The Problem With “Oligarchy” Is That It’s Annoying-Grad-Student Coded

IMBW Audio: The Future of Electric Vehicles

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: What Did I Say About Elon and Bezos Four Years Ago?

A.I. Is the Peppy, Abuse-Absorbing Assistant I Always Dreamed of Having

What if Trump Issues a Writ of Prima Nocta?

Thoughts on Trump’s First Hundred Years in Office

The World Is Wrong, Vol. 1: Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel's "Lookwell"

IMBW Audio: The Story of How People Came to Link Vaccines With Autism Is More Insane Than You Realize

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Was It Ever Not Painful to Defend Harvard?

Worst. Vibe Shift. Ever.

God I Hope the Obamas Get Divorced

Trump Is Too Incompetent to Know That He Needs to Project Competence

Omen, Schmomen: Sometimes Popes Die Five Minutes After You Meet Them

IMBW Audio: Are We in a Crisis?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: The “I’m Just a Comedian” Excuse

Throwing Stuff Under the Bus is a Virtuous Act

Let’s Check In on DOGE, Because That Will Allow Me to Crow and Gloat

On Trans Women and Straw Men

LEAKED: The Justice Department's Correspondence About Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia

IMBW Audio: Live, From Washington, DC, It's Jesse Singal and Me Three Weeks Ago!

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Did I Change My Mind About Why It's So Hard To Change Our Minds?

Republicans Really Need a George Clooney

I’m THIS CLOSE to No Longer Being Known as “The President Who Fucked the Economy”

Should Democrats Take the Free Win We've Been Gifted, or Hop Aboard a Death Ship?

Let’s Not Forget to Blame the Electoral College for this Shit

IMBW Audio: The MAGA/Marxist Missing Link Fossil Has Been Found

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Did I Care About TikTok Back When Caring About TikTok Was a Thing?

We Should Have Taken Trump Literally, Not Seriously

Komedy Klass: What -- Or Better Yet WHY -- is Satire?

Why Do We Fetishize Manufacturing Jobs?

Where’s This Shadowy Cabal of Business Elites I Keep Hearing About?

IMBW Audio: How to Avoid a Trump Derangement Syndrome Relapse

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Is the White House’s Spin Today Dumber Than the White House’s Spin Nine Months Ago?

Does Any Living Person Know What "DEI" Means?

Oh: They Sent Jeffrey Goldberg ATTACK PLANS, not WAR PLANS

Signal Scandal Defenses Might Cross an Intergalactic Stupidity Threshold

The Trump Administration Also Texted Me Its War Plans

IMBW Audio: Diving Into the Abundance Discourse with Marc Dunkelman

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Woke Twerps vs. MAGA Twerps

The Kids Are...All Right

How I Set Out To Lose 20 Pounds in Two Months and Did Not Get Even Close

What Does "Democrats Should Fight!" Mean?

It's Weird that DOGE Runs a Fake Website Full of Lies for the Gullible

IMBW Audio: The News With Jokes, March 17, 2025

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: How Did I Feel About Free Speech Three Years Ago?

Should We Take the Machete Away From the Toddler?

I Don't Think "Severance" Will Stick the Landing

First, They Come for the Assholes -- ALWAYS

Haha, Right: As If Giving the President Near-Limitless Power Over Spending Would Ever Come Back to Bite Republicans in the Ass

IMBW Audio: Why Didn’t I Get On the “Heterodox to MAGA” Money Train?

IMBW Audio: A Brand New Segment Called "What the Hell Was I Thinking?"

Live Shows/Hang Out with Jesse Singal in New York and DC!

Oh, Huzzah: The Resistance Has Arrived

There’s an Upside to the Dummies Winning a Few Rounds

Why Have We Gotten Bad at Recognizing Bad Guys?

Trump’s Obviously Corrupt Plan to Use Taxpayer Money to Buy Shitcoins Is the Indefensible Thing That Republicans Must Defend Today

IMBW Audio: How and Why the All-Time Low Du Jour Happened

IMBW Audio: The Dr. Clean Rectum's Home Enema Kit Hour

The “Trump Is a Master Negotiator” Myth Should Die, Be Encased in Cement, and Sunk to the Bottom of the Ocean

All Substack Writers Must Send Me Five Delicious Pasta Recipes by 5 P.M. Friday or Be Shot Out of a Cannon

Bluesky is the Last Thing America Needs

Komedy Klass: "Buy-In" Earns You 20 Valuable Seconds

IMBW Audio: Your Questions Snarkily Answered

IMBW Audio: Trademark the Band Name "Toilet-Bound Don Quixotes" Before Someone Else Does

I’m Such a Hopeless Libtard That It Bothers Me When We Side With the Authoritarian Predator State

Ukraine Should Not Have Attacked Russia, Just Like I Should Not Have Murdered O.J. Simpson

Democrats Have an Opening on Housing

Elon Thinks it's August 4, 1789

IMBW Audio: And That's Why You Don't Govern Based on False Beliefs

IMBW Audio: Is Sexualizing Calvin Coolidge the Fast Track to Podcast Stardom?

The Paper Straw Thing Might Be the Dumbest Own-Goal by a Movement That Specializes in Dumb Own-Goals

How "I Might Be Wrong" Will Change Now That Our USAID Funding Has Been Cut Off

What's Trump's Game on Tariffs?

Introducing I Might Be Wrong Komedy Klass

IMBW Audio: I Was a Federal Employee: How Many Were Braindead Wastes of Space Besides Me?

IMBW Audio: A Sneak Peak at a Quadruple Diamond-Platinum Subscription (Or Whatever I’m Calling It)

Democrats Could Build a Message Around Competence if We Didn’t Have DEI Stink on Us

Will Elon's Team of Elite Math Twinks Tell Him That You Can't Close a $1.8 Trillion Budget Gap By Eliminating a $0.04 Trillion Agency?

How Many Fucks Should Be Given, and About Whom?

That Tariff Shit Sure Was Pointless

IMBW Audio: Three Darkly Hilarious Things to Start Your Week

IMBW Audio: Ken Griffey, Jr. Was a Machine, and Soon I Will Be One, Too

Whiny Baby Mitch McConnell Might Not Vote for a Man Who Tried to Cripple Him

The A.I. Bloodhounds Are on My Trail

What Word Should I Use for a President Who Claims Vast Powers that He Clearly Doesn't Have?

Let's Just Name Every Mountain, School, and Body of Water in the Country After Ken Griffey, Jr.

IMBW Audio: The National Review’s Rich Lowry and I Debate Whether Trump Has a Philosophy Other Than “Flailing Wildly”

IMBW Audio: How Did Democrats Screw Up the Past and is President McKinley Our Future?

I Guess I'll Be the Asshole to Point Out that the Gaza War Isn't Over

Trump's William McKinley Fetish is a Real Curveball

TikTok Has Clarified the "Are Social Media Companies Publishers or Platforms?" Question

I Can’t Believe That Free Speech, Color Blindness, and Meritocracy Became Right-Wing Issues

IMBW Audio: What Flavor of Hell Are We in for in Trump’s Second Term?

IMBW Audio: There Could Be Legal Consequences if This Episode Keeps You From Getting a Hot Meal on the Table for Your Husband

Take That, China: Our Dumbest Young People Are Invading Your App

What I Didn't Learn at the Evergreen State College

What the "Urban Tough Guy" Act is About

Why Doesn't Hitler McFuckface Like Us Anymore?

IMBW Audio: “Reasonable Profits” is a Bullshit Concept That's Really Costing Us

IMBW Audio: Keeping Order on Greenland's Subway System

The Worst Takes on the LA Fire, Distilled

If Greenland Becomes a State, DC Will DEFINITELY Become a State, Right?

I Learned Something From That Weird Ass Jacobin Article That Said Blackstone Owns 1/3 of All Houses

Should People Who Blast Their Music in Public Receive Fines, Or Be Slowly Tortured to Death?

IMBW Audio: Where Did Biden Go Wrong?

IMBW Audio: Setting a Standard for Dumb Bullshit in 2025

How Did Blocking Stuff Become Left-Coded?

When Are They Going to Make “Manchester by the Sea 2”?

Jimmy Carter's Obituary, but With Jokes