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You Go to War With the President You Have

God Have Mercy: Iran is Poised to Become Delaware

Sports as Social Justice Has Run Its Course

What Would the Left-Wing Equivalent of Trump’s UFC Event Look Like?

IMBW Audio: Trump Returns From Iran Promising Peace in Our Time

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Provoking Germans to Talk About US Soccer

Ja, Waffle House Ist Gut

Why I Write About the DSA Left So Much

Stare Into the Face of Your Populist Revolution

Let's Argue About Stadiums!

IMBW Audio: Why Do The Olds Indulge The Youngs' Dumb Narratives?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: The Low Point of the "Equal Pay" Dialogue

“The Common Man Is a Racist Douchebag” Is Not the Populist Message Some People Think It Is

Does Jon Ossoff's "America Good" Message Make Him a Political Genius?

Sports Radio Is Part of Why I Hate Populism

The Platner/Paxton Symmetry/Asymmetry

IMBW Audio: Your Questions About Bill Hicks, SNL, and Whether the Slide Into Authoritarianism Will Be Fun

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Why Do Our Brains Like Stories More Than Information?

The Platner Dilemma

Did "The Mandalorian and Grogu" Extend Star Wars' Losing Streak?

Does “Luck” Mean “Anything That Happens Anywhere in the Universe”?

Me Write Gud dnc Ah-top-see Replert!

IMBW Audio: The One Part of the “Death of Late Night” Story That Doesn’t Make Sense

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Is Stealing Jokes as Bad as Stealing Lemons From Whole Foods?

We're ALL Doing Safe Comedy

America’s Military Heroes Have All Discreetly Tugged It in a Port-A-Potty

Against the "Golden Ticket" View of Prosperity

Mail Has Become a Twisted Joke

IMBW Audio: How Israel/Palestine Will Defeat Democrats

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Crusading Journalists and Crusaders, Generally

Which Bad System is Worse: The US or Britain?

How Did the New York Times Wave Through "Israel Trains Rape Dogs"?

Have Environmentalists Won the Iran War?

IMBW Audio: Where Does the Gerrymandering Arms Race End?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Could Being a Movie Star’s Kid Be an Advantage in Hollywood?

Are We Blaming Phones for Our Bullshit?

The Best Case for Tom Steyer Might Be “He’s Full of Shit”

Should Comedians "Challenge" Politicians?

BREAKING: Pretext for Putting Pics of Hot Women in Article Found

IMBW Audio: Is the Tax Code a Giveaway to Cackling Billionaires or a Gift to Beanik Moochers?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: I Move Into the Gentrification Debate and Make It Nicer, More Appealing

Trying to Figure Out Where the Democratic Party Is Going From the California Governor’s Debate

Forget Iran -- Trump Is Getting Outmaneuvered by Jimmy Kimmel

Sanctimonious Rage Will Not Get Us Good AI Regulation

I’m Not Like These Brats Stealing Lemons From Whole Foods

IMBW Audio: The Ethics of Talking With, At, or About Hasan Piker

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: The Fine Line Between a Good Hang and a Shameful Hang

How Many Divisions Does Hasan Piker Have?

My Takeaway Messages From Coen Brothers Movies, Part 1

Who is the Real Zohran Mamdani?

More Reasons Why Movies are Long Now

IMBW Audio: Mike Pesca on Whether Orban, Trump, and the Band Cake Are Autocrats

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Where Did This “Horny for Hungary” Stuff Start?

“AI Job Losses” So Far Largely Means “Call Center Jobs”

Ha-HA! The Vice President Has Been Caught in a Hypocrisy!

Why Is There Still Bluesky?

Towards a Dumber (But More Accurate) Theory of Political Change

IMBW Audio: Whizzing All Over Politics' Third Rail

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Did Billionaires Help Us Defeat the Moon?

Voters Think Democrats Are Racist

The 25th Amendment Has the Same Problem as Impeachment

Casting a Black Actor as Snape in the New Harry Potter is... ... ...You Know What... ...I Just Can't Do This

Rubio Makes the Best Case for the War and It's Still Bad

IMBW Audio: Our Political System Is Hilariously Overmatched by A.I.

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Has Anyone in History Ever Been Ready for Parenthood?

Are We in a Double Parking Epidemic?

The Iran War is Why Your Dad Read History Books

For the Sake of Women, Let’s Admit That Kamala and Hillary Sucked

Marc Thiessen Thinks Trump Is One Quick Iran War Away From Winning the Iran War

IMBW Audio: Can Claude Write Comedy?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Baseball, “Nice Guys”, and Meritocracy

The Brain Worms Behind the Institutional Investor Ban

A Quadriplegic Murderer is Monstrous/Inspiring/Educational

The "It's Tough Out There" Genre Has Jumped the Shark, Landed on the Shark, Rendered the Shark Quadriplegic

Where Are the "GREENLAND IS STRATEGICALLY VITAL!!!" People Right Now?

IMBW Audio: The Oil Price Hell Trump Made For Himself

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Who Were the French 75 in Real Life?

Why the Drunken, Brawling Irish Got Me Thinking About Hannah Gadsby

Do Movies Have to Have a Point?

LEAKED: Keir Starmer’s Memos Responding to Trump’s Request for Help Opening the Strait of Hormuz

Oh to Be Pete Hegseth’s Speechwriter

IMBW Audio: Where Is All This Slopulism Coming From?

The "Ten Years Behind" Theory

How About "No Tax on Anyone Who Nails a Shot From Half Court"?

Regime Change is Good Sometimes

Why Has Iran Never Had a Female Ayatollah?

IMBW Audio: What Should Democrats Say About Israel?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: 2020 Comes for Another Democrat

I Wouldn’t Want to Be Kristi Noem’s Husband Tonight

Did We Learn Nothing From Jeff Goldblum’s Speech in Jurassic Park?

The Administration Will Not Put a Timeline on Finding a Rationale for This War

Congress Must Force the President to Post One TikTok Video Every Three Months Explaining the War

IMBW Audio: Do Athletes Need to Share My Stupid Views? (Plus Iran Thoughts)

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: The Iran Failure Before Our Upcoming Iran Failure

My Review of George W. Bush's Substack

Trump Laid a Trap and Democrats Went Into It Genitals-First

Should AI Be Allowed to Train On My Work?

It's Funny How Trump Doesn't Bother Articulating Goals Anymore

IMBW Audio: Why Won't Anyone Claim the Center?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Why Transgender Rights Didn't Follow the Same Trajectory as Gay Rights

I Am a Small Part of the Reason Why the Transgender Rights Movement Went Flying off the Rails

Uninformed Confusion Takes an Early Lead in the '28 Democratic Primary

Let's Take AOC's Foreign Policy Vision Seriously

Happy Late Valentine's Day: Let's Shit on "The Wedding Planner"

IMBW Audio: What SHOULD the Rules Be About Who Can Play Who?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Should Jon Stewart Run for President?

Do the Jo(h)ns Believe What They're Saying?

Yes, I Power-Capitalize

How Did Jon Stewart Get Like This?

Pity the Poor Bastards Who Have to Try to Racially Balance Every Big Event

IMBW Audio: Who Gets to Say "Told Ya So" Over the Washington Post Meltdown?

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: The Hellish Nightmare of Women's Figure Skating Recap/Preview

I'm Not Loving the AI Jobs Discourse Right Now

Has Bullying People Into Buying an Inferior Product Ever Worked?

Will Celebrities Ever Realize That They're Not Helping?

My Review of "Melania"

IMBW Audio: Why I’m Dreading an AOC Presidential Run

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Is the New York Times Article About the “R-Word” Good, or Is it...Let’s Say “Misguided”

Stop Lionizing/Villainizing Victims

Hollywood Will Not Fall for This “Cast Normal-Looking Actors” Stuff

I See a Way for Democrats to Fumble Away Their Sudden Advantage on Immigration

GUEST COLUMN: I’m So Outraged by What the Administration Has Done in Minnesota That I Won’t Forget About It for Three Weeks

IMBW Audio: Answering 12 Great Questions and Two Kinda-Dumb Ones

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: When Next-Level Geniuses Make Braindead Crap

Decoding a Strange Gallup Poll

NATO Was Inside All of Us the Whole Time

I Don't Think Trump Will Be Stopped By Repeating "Trump Bad" Over and Over

Look: You HAVE to Ask Josh Shapiro if He’s Ever Feasted on Palestinian Flesh

IMBW Audio: Addressing Minnesota Scandal 16-D

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: It's Still Incredible That Democrats Are Able to Lose on Immigration

In Fairness, “Reconstitute ICE So That Internal Border Enforcement Can Be Done in a Professional Manner by an Agency That Has the Public’s Trust” Is a Bad Slogan

Remembering the Time Samantha Bee Tried to Steer $50,000 to Elizabeth Warren’s Campaign but It Didn’t Work

Who is Sovereignty For?

Trump Should Just Charge Jerome Powell with the Minnesota Shooting

IMBW Audio: Richard Hanania and I Debate Venezuela, Rank Our Favorite Communist Dictators

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Is It Time to Knock Victims Down a Peg?

What I Learned By Writing...Oh My God...a THOUSAND Posts

I’m Begging the Media to Start Unpacking the Word “We”

The En-Stupidening of the GOP is a National Security Threat

It’s Getting Hard to Take the FIFA Peace Prize Seriously

IMBW Audio: Thinking Through Venezuela, Which Trump Maybe Didn’t

IMBW Audio: What the Hell Was I Thinking: Still Gabbin' 'Bout Meritocracy

My Interest in Affordability Isn't Based on Anyone’s Sob Story

Remembering the New Year's Eve That I Got Big-Timed By Third Eye Blind